Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006
I NEED A LIFE!
My life is so boring that the most exciting thing going on is drama with my kids.
CutiAlli is a 10th grader who is used to dating 21 year olds. Yeah, I was like what the fuck.
Adt is a junior who spends all his time playing video games and reading comics. Him and his older brother are prototypes for the 40 year old virgin.
Alli was his first girlfriend. They dated for like 1.5 months. Until they got into a stupid fight and Adt broke up with her through a text message. She really liked him and wanted to talk things over with him, especially since he�s been ignoring her lately.
This is what transpired tonight. Eddi is Alli�s best friend. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Part 1:
eddi [8:09 P.M.]: Adt123 (8:04:03 PM): THERE WAS NUTIN TO FUCK UP
eddi [8:10 P.M.]: thats wut the idiot worte
CUTIALLI [8:10 P.M.]: about wat send me the whole thing
eddi [8:10 P.M.]:
eddi (8:01:15 PM): leave her alone
Adt123 returned at 8:01:15 PM.
eddi (8:01:22 PM): leave her alone
Adt123 (8:01:40 PM): ?
eddi (8:01:57 PM): leave alanna alone u idiot
Adt123 (8:02:36 PM): SEE TELL U TO SAY THAT
eddi (8:02:48 PM): no im telling u that
eddi (8:02:53 PM): cause ur an ass 2 her
Adt123 (8:03:38 PM): WELL UNLESS SHE TELLS ME TO FUCK OFF I WONT
eddi (8:03:50 PM): well u fucked it up with her
Adt123 (8:04:03 PM): THERE WAS NUTIN TO FUCK UP
eddi (8:04:20 PM): how can u say that she really like u
Adt123 (8:04:44 PM): WHAT AM I SOPOSE TO DO BECOME HER SLAVE
eddi [8:10 P.M.]: it dosent send everything
CUTIALLI [8:11 P.M.]: omg well send it in bits
CUTIALLI [8:12 P.M.]: send it in bits
CUTIALLI [8:12 P.M.]: i cannot believe this
eddi [8:12 P.M.]: i so fucking serious
eddi [8:12 P.M.]: like im getting pissed off by just talking 2 him
CUTIALLI [8:13 P.M.]: send me the rest
CUTIALLI [8:14 P.M.]: send me the restq
eddi [8:15 P.M.]:
Adt123 (8:04:44 PM): WHAT AM I SOPOSE TO DO BECOME HER SLAVE
eddi (8:05:55 PM): thats pretty fucked up
eddi (8:06:04 PM): forget it
eddi (8:07:13 PM): and beside ur da one who ignores her and then all of a sudden u talk 2 her again
Adt123 (8:08:12 PM): OK FINE I WILL LEAVE HER ALONE I DONT EVEN NOW WHY IM BUGGIN HER . TY FOR THE INFO BUD
eddi [8:15 P.M.]: wut an asshole
CUTIALLI [8:16 P.M.]: omg hes attacking me now
eddi [8:19 P.M.]: wut wuts he saying
CUTIALLI [8:19 P.M.]: Adt123 [8:15 P.M.]: OK ILL FUCK OFF, FUCKING TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME SHIT I DONT EVEN NOW WHY I BOTHER BYE
eddi [8:20 P.M.]: wow
eddi [8:21 P.M.]: mayb i should have said anything
eddi [8:22 P.M.]: sorry
CUTIALLI [8:23 P.M.]: fucker
eddi [8:28 P.M.]: brb
CUTIALLI [8:28 P.M.]: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
eddi [8:35 P.M.]: wait talk 2 him
CUTIALLI [8:36 P.M.]: I ALREADY DID I TOLD HIM EVERYTHING I HAD TO SAY
CUTIALLI [8:36 P.M.]: AND HES IGNORING ME
CUTIALLI [8:36 P.M.]: WATEV
CUTIALLI [8:36 P.M.]: U TALK TO HIM I WANT TO SEE WAT HE SAYS
eddi [8:50 P.M.]: did he try talking 2 u
CUTIALLI [8:50 P.M.]: NO
CUTIALLI [8:50 P.M.]: U KNO HIM
CUTIALLI [8:50 P.M.]: y dont u ask him y hes ignoring me kno
Part 2:
Adt123 [7:25 P.M.]: HOW AM I INGNORING U
CUTIALLI [7:26 P.M.]: hahahahahahahahaa..impact u dont even say hi anymore ..u were like 2 inches away and u didnt say anything
CUTIALLI [7:27 P.M.]: im like not there
Adt123 [7:27 P.M.]: U JUST HAD WALKED BY ME SO I WAS LIKE W.E
CUTIALLI [7:28 P.M.]: wat r u talking about i was sitting on those stupid stacked chairs u got one and u didnt even say hi
CUTIALLI [7:28 P.M.]: and im not the only one that noticed ok ...everyone did
Adt123 [7:29 P.M.]: WELL I DIDNT SAY HI TO ANY 1
Adt123 [7:29 P.M.]: IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF I ONLY SAID HI TO U
CUTIALLI [7:30 P.M.]: great thanks....did it ever occur to u that that was the first time we had seen eachother like since the mess and wen u didnt say hi and later continued to ignore me i would thing something
CUTIALLI [7:31 P.M.]: think*
Adt123 [7:32 P.M.]: WELL IF U WOULDNT WALK BY ME WITH OUT MAKING EYE CONTACT I THINK IT WOULD HELP
CUTIALLI [7:35 P.M.]: ok u never text back...u wouldnt say hi...u wouldnt like look at me wat am i suppose to do jump on top of u or something...how could i look at u...
Adt123 [7:36 P.M.]: HO DO U THINK I SAW U WALK BY ME
CUTIALLI [7:36 P.M.]: do u realize that i did like u and then u just fucking disappeared
Adt123 [7:36 P.M.]: DISAPPERARD?
CUTIALLI [7:36 P.M.]: disappeared*
CUTIALLI [7:36 P.M.]: YES U FUCKING DISAPPEARED
CUTIALLI [7:37 P.M.]: srry for the cursing i promised i would tone it down a bit
CUTIALLI [7:37 P.M.]: anyways
CUTIALLI [7:37 P.M.]: YEA U disappeared
Adt123 [7:37 P.M.]: WERE TO
CUTIALLI [7:37 P.M.]: u wouldnt answer me, u wouldnt talk to me
Adt123 [7:37 P.M.]: ANSWER WHAT
CUTIALLI [7:38 P.M.]: thats disappearing ok not literally metaphoracally
Adt123 [7:38 P.M.]: TALK ABOUT WHAT
CUTIALLI [7:38 P.M.]: anything
CUTIALLI [7:38 P.M.]: fuck im still wondering if u even liked me to begin with
CUTIALLI [7:40 P.M.]: do u kno how much u hurt me...no u dont
CUTIALLI [7:41 P.M.]: u dont kno shit ,,,,, u dont kno and dont care y i fucking bitched at u that day
CUTIALLI [7:41 P.M.]: u dont kno wat im going thru
CUTIALLI [7:42 P.M.]: well say something dont stay quiet
Adt123 [7:43 P.M.]: I WAS AIMING WELL I DONT NO HOW I HERT U WE WERE BARLEY TOGETHER
CUTIALLI [7:43 P.M.]: HURT*
CUTIALLI [7:44 P.M.]: barely*
CUTIALLI [7:44 P.M.]: know*
CUTIALLI [7:44 P.M.]: u fucking broke up me over a text ....wtf who does that
CUTIALLI [7:44 P.M.]: with*
CUTIALLI [7:46 P.M.]: well dont worry about it cuz i got over it...i finally realized that u didnt like me
Adt123 [7:46 P.M.]: WAITWAIT BRB
CUTIALLI [7:49 P.M.]: WATEV
CUTIALLI [8:03 P.M.]: watev ...just if u want then just im me wen u get back
Adt123 [8:15 P.M.]: OK ILL FUCK OFF, FUCKING TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME SHIT I DONT EVEN NOW WHY I BOTHER BYE
CUTIALLI [8:16 P.M.]: wtf y u bother??....wat is that suppose to mean
CUTIALLI [8:16 P.M.]: and no u werent suppose to be my slave
Adt123 [8:17 P.M.]: LOL EXACTLY
CUTIALLI [8:17 P.M.]: and if i was soo annoying that u didnt want me around then u should have told me
Adt123 [8:17 P.M.]: DONT U NOW HOW TO TALK FOR YOUR SELF DAMM
CUTIALLI [8:17 P.M.]: wat r u talking about
Adt123 [8:17 P.M.]: NVM BYE
CUTIALLI [8:17 P.M.]: i never said that i wanted u to fuck off
CUTIALLI [8:17 P.M.]: u said that all by ur self
CUTIALLI [8:18 P.M.]: i never did
CUTIALLI [8:18 P.M.]: maybe if u got off that cloud and told ppl wat u really felt
CUTIALLI [8:18 P.M.]: U SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME U DIDNT WANT ME AROUND AND I WOULD HAVE NEVER BOTHERED U
CUTIALLI [8:19 P.M.]: and u kno wat
CUTIALLI [8:19 P.M.]: i actually thought u were different
Adt123 [8:20 P.M.]: LOL
CUTIALLI [8:20 P.M.]: till today i thought u were different
Adt123 [8:20 P.M.]: LOL SORRY BUT EVERY 1 IS DIFFERENT WERE NOT ALL CLONES
CUTIALLI [8:20 P.M.]: u see u stupid asss....u dont kno wat i mean
CUTIALLI [8:21 P.M.]: i thought u were different from all the other assholes
CUTIALLI [8:21 P.M.]: that i had gone out before
CUTIALLI [8:21 P.M.]: u dont ask wat ppl mean
CUTIALLI [8:21 P.M.]: u just assume
Adt123 [8:21 P.M.]: SO I GESS IM 1 TO?
Adt123 [8:22 P.M.]: A NO EXPERIENCE 1 RIGHT
CUTIALLI [8:22 P.M.]: ive have said some pretty mean stuff but u omg u fucking told ur bro that u went out with me forced
CUTIALLI [8:22 P.M.]: WTF
Adt123 [8:22 P.M.]: LOL W.E
CUTIALLI [8:22 P.M.]: YEA YEA YEA
CUTIALLI [8:22 P.M.]: u said u hated me
CUTIALLI [8:23 P.M.]: and the no experience thing come on i was mad ok fucking get a clue u had just dumped me
CUTIALLI [8:23 P.M.]: i tried to fix things with u
CUTIALLI [8:23 P.M.]: and nooo u just never respond one of my fucking texts
CUTIALLI [8:24 P.M.]: ok and u kno wat y cant u just admit that u never liked me
CUTIALLI [8:24 P.M.]: uve done enough u can just like admit the truth
CUTIALLI [8:24 P.M.]: we didnt have nothing?????? WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT
CUTIALLI [8:25 P.M.]: I DONT EVEN SAY STUFF LIKE THAT...of course all U HEARD WAS THE NO EXPERIENCE CRAP
CUTIALLI [8:25 P.M.]: U NEVER HEARD HOW I FUCKING DEFENDED U WEN ALL THE GUYS MAKE FUN OF U
CUTIALLI [8:25 P.M.]: U NEVER HEAR THAT U JUST HEAR WAT I SAY WEN I FUCK UP
CUTIALLI [8:25 P.M.]: OK SO I WAS DRUNK AND ON MOTRIN AND MAD OK I FUCKED UP AT LEAST I ADMIT IT
CUTIALLI [8:26 P.M.]: but guess wat u have no excuse
CUTIALLI [8:26 P.M.]: and now i dont either u kno y because all this time that uve been ignoring me
CUTIALLI [8:28 P.M.]: SLAVE???WTF DID U DO THAT U WERE MY SLAVE
CUTIALLI [8:29 P.M.]: fine of course this is soooo typical of u
CUTIALLI [8:29 P.M.]: u just run away from ur problems
CUTIALLI [8:31 P.M.]: and the no experience loser thing U DONT HAVE EXPERIENCE I WAS LIKE UR FIRST GF remember,,,,, so it was just the truth but that doesnt make wat i said rite
CUTIALLI [8:34 P.M.]: So dont bother ..........I DONT NEED U ANYMORE.....IM FINALLY OVER IT THANKS TO TODAY ....I AM AND ALWAYS WILE BETTER THAN U
CUTIALLI [8:35 P.M.]: AND WEN U BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
CUTIALLI [8:35 P.M.]: AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO SPELL CORRECTLY
CUTIALLI [8:35 P.M.]: BECAUSE ITS NOT BRAKING UP
CUTIALLI [8:35 P.M.]: ITS IM BREAKING* UP WITH U BECAUSE I DONT LIKE U AND UR A PAIN IN MY ASS AND I DONT WANT TO BE UR SLAVE
CUTIALLI [8:36 P.M.]: UR JUST TOO IMMATURE...UR A FUCKING JUNIOR U NEED TO GROW UP
This is my life now. How pathetic!
summerroll at 11:23 p.m.