Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2006
Parental Control
Dad: What's the most money you've ever spent on a date?
Possible date: Now are we talking strippers or prostitutes?
Mom: What do you look for in a girl?
Possible date: I'm a big fan of fake boobs; big, small, it doesn't matter. I just love 'em.
Dad: Oh, you're an equal opportunity kind of guy.
Where the hell do they find these people??
summerroll at 11:08 p.m.