Saturday, Dec. 03, 2005
Pimp that Bitch!
I’m currently watching Starg@te. Man, I love that movie. Anything that mixes Egypt, mythology, aliens and outerspace, action, sci-fi, and Kurt Russel is good for me. Such a great movie.
My fam came over last night. Surprisingly, they were extremely well behaved. That is, except for my grandma, who within being in my house for 2 minutes, decides to take a mother load of a dump that effectively stunk up my house for hours. And she had the nerve to leave the bathroom door open! This place is tiny…anything that goes on in the bathroom will be known in the kitchen.
But, they all liked my place. My mom liked the colors I painted the walls with even though before when I told her about it, she was very condescending, like “Green? And what color is the tiled floor? Those just seem like soooo many different colors.”
I’m excited because today, while I’m at work, my mom and her fiancé will be shopping at H0me Dep0t, Bed Bath and Bey0nd, and a bunch of other places to decorate and spruce up my home. They’re even going to finish painting the trim of the walls (along the ceiling) because I never had anything tall enough to reach up there. My mom’s fiancé said that they’re going to “Pimp my crib”. Hey, bring it on. As long as it’s stuff that I like and not my Mom’s style, I’ll like it. But I’m not too worried about it because my mom knows I’m the opposite of her: she likes flashy and colorful, I like plain and simple.
I heard today that you can make $100 an hour as a professional organizer. What’s a professional organizer, you ask? Someone who goes into your house and organizes your closet, your office, your bookshelf, your drawers…basically sets up a workable system for you so that things don’t get messy and you can work with them more efficiently. What the fuck! I can do that. I am a very organized person…I’m neurotic about my clothes and my books, everything is always in order, everything has its place. My car, on the other hand, is a different story (I can’t keep it clean for the life of me). But I can do that! I can’t believe people get paid that much to put things in order and label drawers and shit. That’s insane. Dammit, why did I have to be interested in science?
I haven’t watched music videos in a while, but it seems like several of them have had the theme of a girl stalking a couple, and you think that the guy is cheating on her only to find out that the guy doesn’t know her and the one she’s stalking is the chick. Both Alannis Morrisette’s new video for Seal’s “Crazy” (and I really like her version) and Lisa Marie Presley’s new video had this. Are they supposed to be lesbians now? I love how being gay/bi has become more of a fashion statement now instead of a lifestyle.
Time for me to eat breakfast and get ready for work.
summerroll at 8:56 a.m.