Monday, Jun. 27, 2005
Sexual Healing
I hardly got any sleep last night because the old lady next door was busy having fierce, loud, 3-hour sex.
Okay, she's not old, probably late 30's early 40's, but people her age just shouldn't be having sex, and if they do, it should be discreet. It's just like when you find out your parents are having sex (like when I accidently walked into my parents room one late night because I was really sick and saw my mom untop of my stepdad-it made my illness worse), it kinda grosses you out, because for some reason we all choose to think that our parents couldn't possibly have had sex. Ever. Even when we were "conceived".
Anyway. This lasy was screaming and moaning at the top of her lungs. It started a little after 1 am and continued till right before 4. What was even worse is that she would climax, and it would get quiet for about 2 minutes....then they would start all over again. She must have came about 4 times. Her boy toy must invest in Viagra. She had to have been worn out because I was worn out listening to them.
At least somebody is having sex. I'm going on a little over a month. And hearing other people do it (I can also hear the girl on the other side of my apartment and her bedroom is nowhere near mine) makes me a little jealous and depressed.
I need to get some. And soon.
summerroll at 8:30 p.m.